of daaru and juaa

i've gotten out of office at 6:30 PM and called Mish... she almost drops the phone in disbelief that yours truly who's Friday nights start at an average at 11:30 PM is out at the human hour of 630!!!! It calls for a celebration and by the time we're home all we can all do is CRASH! in an uneasy twist of sleepless fate I wake up at 4:30 AM (talk of a body clock that is udderly responsive!) and well for want of something better to do at that inhuman hour i remember the conversations over the week and laugh my heart out!

me: knock knock.. :)

jeetsachdeva: rathore here.. ram ram hai

me: :) kya haal hain?

jeetsachdeva : badiya hai ... bus humara lappy .... thoda bemar ho gya hai

me: haww.. kya hua?

rathore: ab kya batayen .... sab thik thak tha .... and one night we got drunk ... and sources say ... who were in senses ... tht we offered some to dear lappy also.. and the next morning .... and till now .. its in hangover ....

its in nehru place .... some major shot in mother board

(5 minutes) (i have been staring at the screen in disbelief!)

me: please keh do ye jhooth hai... main aur mere desk k aas paas ki junta hans hans k lot pot ho gaye hain!

rathore: nahi ... this is the hard fact of life and i have to live with this ....

nahi ye serious hai .... :(

me: i empathize but bahut funny hai!!!!!

rathore: hmmm .... ab jo log bhi iss ghatna ko sun ke haanse hai ... kam se kam .... mere lappy ke liye prey to kar dain .... shayad kal vo result sunayenge .... if it is going to work again or slept forever

me: please please please can i post this on my blog?

rathore: kya ??? blog ???

me: we will all pray

rathore: i hope .. ki main aapko mana karta aur aap post nahi karti ... but now i guess have no choice but to read this ...

[PS: now all u guys reading this had better pray for Rathore!]

And then, the best of Barman aka Dada

barman.arindam: u thr

me: yuppp

barman.arindam: busy? tumhara no. do

mera phone ka case ho gaya

RAce course mein gaya tha

mobilei alloed nahi hai paata nahi tha

cops caught me in the betting area with mobile

phone confiscate kar liya

mein to saaala dekhne ke liye gaya tha

oh log socha kuch bookie hai..

kuch bhi hota rheta hai mere saath yaar

bol raha hai 10000 fine do

phir phone milega

me: aisa aapke saath hi ho sakta hai!!!! the chosen one!!!

barman.arindam: daarubaaz suttebaaz ladkibaaz. ab sob ko paata chal gaya ki yeh to jua bhi khelta hai

kya pofile hai!!

u guyz shld be proud to know somone like me

me: :) jo sach hai vo kabhi na kabhi saamne aa hi jata

and this made me go back to Dada's dream of long black car, 4 daarubaaz friends... ek lamba highway and the song playing... "Ya Rabba!!"

This is a song I've started to sing quite often...

Dede koi jaan bhi agar... traffic be ho na... traffic pe ho na koi asar!

Road hai ya sazaa... aie meri car bata...

toot ta kyon nahi... jam ka silsila...!

Ya Rabba!!

~ enough of the insanity for one post i say!!