Well... a class full of all kinds of nuts n wierdos n 1 jahlli like me who's obsessed with her cellphone and has decided to write some stuff in her notebook for a change! (only it's not class note, it's this post!) N the prof is curoiusly lookin at her wondering, "What's with her?? My slides not that good that she writin stuff down!!!"
15 minutes into the lecture, the sandman has sprinkled sand in all our eyes and 50% of the wierd creatures I mentioned are in Zzzz.... land! My chair by that time has realized that I weigh some 70 odd kgs and is merrily squeaking under me with the tiniest shift so now playing on the ERP jukebox is, 'The droning prof n squeaky student!'
Ok.. another some minutes into the crazy lecture and it's beauty check time: some are lookin at their hands (guys as well), some are diiging their nose (eeks!!), some are playing with their dity fungal infected beards, some are cleaning their nails, removing ear wax etc! Some have breakfast stuck in their teeth (how does idli get stuck in your teeth and why is it green???). The leg shakers are merrily making a milk shake out of themselves and a mexican wave of rubbing eyes and yawns ensues!! 10 heads on the desks and 3-4 under the table.. dreamland express!!
Homicide!! (Genocide for that matter!) The prof asks a question! hell.. who was litening!!!! Faces deperately search each other..'Say sumthin Goddammit.. kuh to bolo!!!!' A muffled voice mumbles sumthing... the prof gives up and gets back to his drone!!!
Buzzzzzzzz................................................!!!!
15 minutes into the lecture, the sandman has sprinkled sand in all our eyes and 50% of the wierd creatures I mentioned are in Zzzz.... land! My chair by that time has realized that I weigh some 70 odd kgs and is merrily squeaking under me with the tiniest shift so now playing on the ERP jukebox is, 'The droning prof n squeaky student!'
Ok.. another some minutes into the crazy lecture and it's beauty check time: some are lookin at their hands (guys as well), some are diiging their nose (eeks!!), some are playing with their dity fungal infected beards, some are cleaning their nails, removing ear wax etc! Some have breakfast stuck in their teeth (how does idli get stuck in your teeth and why is it green???). The leg shakers are merrily making a milk shake out of themselves and a mexican wave of rubbing eyes and yawns ensues!! 10 heads on the desks and 3-4 under the table.. dreamland express!!
Homicide!! (Genocide for that matter!) The prof asks a question! hell.. who was litening!!!! Faces deperately search each other..'Say sumthin Goddammit.. kuh to bolo!!!!' A muffled voice mumbles sumthing... the prof gives up and gets back to his drone!!!
Buzzzzzzzz................................................!!!!
4 comments:
Daddu zindabaad !!!!
laughs
loved it!
shekhar & mini: :-D u knw sumthn?? i'm seriously lucky for havn u in my life!! guys thanx for being there!!! >--------:)--------<
hahaha..good one there!!
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