Motee...!!

The benefits of being Motee...

1. U get spared the birthday bumps!! (now why the sudden thought you might ask!! Well.. it so happens that my roomie celebrated her 25th birthday last night! Ritual - roomate gets the bday bumps! Ritual reloaded - ex roomie got em coz yours truly is more than just a bit difficult to lift!)
2. U can glide through the world at your own pace and no one really asks you to hurry up! (this has happened so many times - infact when you actually start to run they say 'hey! chill! we don't want an earthquake here!)
3. Elbow room - it's automatically more!!
4. Foooood! (U can eat as much as you want and maybe b a lil greedy n no one takes offence - it all gets attributed to ur size!)
5. There's more of you to love and hug! :-)

Now why in the world people suffer from anorexia with such amazing benefits I will never know!! Anyways... its a tospy turvy world out there and then you suddenly find yourself on cruise control… a sailing away kinda feeling, taking it all as it comes, unfazed, infact only happy!! There’s a sparkle in her eyes that’s difficult to explain and yes an insane feeling of serendipity! (how these last lines are relevant to the rest of the stuff typed in here - don't ask me!) :-D