Well... hell's broken loose around here!
The past few days have seen her breaking quite a few things inclusive of her!!! :D
1. She decides to run down the stairs just coz Worldspace plays a nice peppy number and in the bargain slips and slides and has a few bruises to show for it!!!
2. The beds in the house are those storage type box beds and to support the top plank are several wooden rods inside. Now on one of those rare moments that she decides to sort things out she convenienly forgets her weight and sits on one of those support rods... lo and behold! Crack..! and full break!!!
3. She's adjusting the kitchen curtains without removing the glasses on the platform! (Bond me Bond after all!! ) Yup... 3 glasses have 'She did it!' written on their epitaph!!
4. This one takes the cake!! It's worth an oscar really!!!!!! She takes the car out... (ab tha thoda kaam and she was reluctantly entrusted with it! She's quite dangerous when driving anyways.... It's like the bumper should actually read 'brakes are my best friends! I assume they're always on!!') Khair.. coming back to the point! Very conveniently she gets out of the car and locks it... 3 seconds! Shit!!! The keys are still in the ignition!!!!!! The car is completely locked! All windows rolled up... dikki also band! She looks around... she knows she needs a scale... she walks up to a stationary guy and makes her saddest 'damsel in distress' expression! (yes she can manage it!) And goes.. 'Uncle vo actually car me chaabi bhi lock ho gayi hai... aap please ek scale de sakte hain thodi der ke liye?' 'Haan beta... ye lo!' (daya ki drishti!!) It doesn't work! She hits minor panic and calls up her cousin!
She: 'Bhai locha hai... gaadi me chaabi band hai!'
Bhai: 'Kya panga hai.. auto le ghar ja duplicate la!' (typical bhopali accent!!)
She: 'Nalayak! Ghar ki chaabi bhi glove box me hai!'
Bhai: 'Abe oye! Nalayak tu ki mai?!!'
She: 'haan theek hai theek hai abhi footage mat kha... bol kya karne ka hai?'
Bhai: 'Scale try kar..'
She: 'Itni akkal hai!! Nahi kaam kiya...'
Bhai: 'Lock mila?? locate hua scale se?'
She: 'Haan.. par khul nahi raha!'
Bhai: 'Ek taar le... usko hook ke jaise ghuma aur fir lock k vahan daal k kheench... nahi hota hai to bata mereko.. mai aata hai fir!'
She: 'Try karti hoon,,,'
Bhai: Cuts the call!!
She... finds a harware store and take 2 of the staionary scene happens till the old uncle gives her a pre twisted wire! Woman with a mission wlaks confidently accross to the car and starts the operation! In a matter of seconds the car is unclocked... And the smile on her face is enuff to light up the whole chowk!
Just then... Mobile rings!Bhai!
Bhai: 'Ho gaya ki aana padega?'
She: 'Dun! Thanx!'
Bhai: 'Ghar pe kisi ko batana hai??'
She: 'Kya bhai! Bilkul bhi nahi!'
Bhai: 'Theek hai...!'
She: 'Haan haan theek hai! Hisaab barabar ho jayega!'
Bhai: 'Chal fir! bye!'
In between.. she's found time to message a few friends of her predicament and none of them had a solution to offer! MITE had just this to say after the whole episode: 'U can be a professional chor!' (He heard about the times I've broken a lock with my hammer in hostel!!) and Ankur had the same thing to say.. Ankur n me even went onto plan ki kabhi gaadi kahreedni nahi padegi mujhe!!! :P
Yeah yeah yeah! Khurafaati dimaag! :D
Li'l Miss Jinx ain't I but? (ok! not so li'l... achcha theek hai Motee Jinxed!') :P
Luv ya all!
By the way... the door light of the car has also decided to konk off!
The past few days have seen her breaking quite a few things inclusive of her!!! :D
1. She decides to run down the stairs just coz Worldspace plays a nice peppy number and in the bargain slips and slides and has a few bruises to show for it!!!
2. The beds in the house are those storage type box beds and to support the top plank are several wooden rods inside. Now on one of those rare moments that she decides to sort things out she convenienly forgets her weight and sits on one of those support rods... lo and behold! Crack..! and full break!!!
3. She's adjusting the kitchen curtains without removing the glasses on the platform! (Bond me Bond after all!! ) Yup... 3 glasses have 'She did it!' written on their epitaph!!
4. This one takes the cake!! It's worth an oscar really!!!!!! She takes the car out... (ab tha thoda kaam and she was reluctantly entrusted with it! She's quite dangerous when driving anyways.... It's like the bumper should actually read 'brakes are my best friends! I assume they're always on!!') Khair.. coming back to the point! Very conveniently she gets out of the car and locks it... 3 seconds! Shit!!! The keys are still in the ignition!!!!!! The car is completely locked! All windows rolled up... dikki also band! She looks around... she knows she needs a scale... she walks up to a stationary guy and makes her saddest 'damsel in distress' expression! (yes she can manage it!) And goes.. 'Uncle vo actually car me chaabi bhi lock ho gayi hai... aap please ek scale de sakte hain thodi der ke liye?' 'Haan beta... ye lo!' (daya ki drishti!!) It doesn't work! She hits minor panic and calls up her cousin!
She: 'Bhai locha hai... gaadi me chaabi band hai!'
Bhai: 'Kya panga hai.. auto le ghar ja duplicate la!' (typical bhopali accent!!)
She: 'Nalayak! Ghar ki chaabi bhi glove box me hai!'
Bhai: 'Abe oye! Nalayak tu ki mai?!!'
She: 'haan theek hai theek hai abhi footage mat kha... bol kya karne ka hai?'
Bhai: 'Scale try kar..'
She: 'Itni akkal hai!! Nahi kaam kiya...'
Bhai: 'Lock mila?? locate hua scale se?'
She: 'Haan.. par khul nahi raha!'
Bhai: 'Ek taar le... usko hook ke jaise ghuma aur fir lock k vahan daal k kheench... nahi hota hai to bata mereko.. mai aata hai fir!'
She: 'Try karti hoon,,,'
Bhai: Cuts the call!!
She... finds a harware store and take 2 of the staionary scene happens till the old uncle gives her a pre twisted wire! Woman with a mission wlaks confidently accross to the car and starts the operation! In a matter of seconds the car is unclocked... And the smile on her face is enuff to light up the whole chowk!
Just then... Mobile rings!Bhai!
Bhai: 'Ho gaya ki aana padega?'
She: 'Dun! Thanx!'
Bhai: 'Ghar pe kisi ko batana hai??'
She: 'Kya bhai! Bilkul bhi nahi!'
Bhai: 'Theek hai...!'
She: 'Haan haan theek hai! Hisaab barabar ho jayega!'
Bhai: 'Chal fir! bye!'
In between.. she's found time to message a few friends of her predicament and none of them had a solution to offer! MITE had just this to say after the whole episode: 'U can be a professional chor!' (He heard about the times I've broken a lock with my hammer in hostel!!) and Ankur had the same thing to say.. Ankur n me even went onto plan ki kabhi gaadi kahreedni nahi padegi mujhe!!! :P
Yeah yeah yeah! Khurafaati dimaag! :D
Li'l Miss Jinx ain't I but? (ok! not so li'l... achcha theek hai Motee Jinxed!') :P
Luv ya all!
By the way... the door light of the car has also decided to konk off!
12 comments:
is this funny or wat?lol?:D
raka: :D! to think most of it happened in the same day!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!
That was hilarious!
Peace & Love
JeeVY
rajeev: :D thanx!
I wonder how you manage to get urself in such situations..hee hee..anyway, they provide me with some really good entertainment so keep getting into trouble and keep getting out of it...keep posting too..*hugs*
shraddha: sahi hai sahi hai!! laugh away at my expense!!! :P luv ya!
y don't u write a book, something like "unlock any lock" :D
reading ur things make me feel to get down and write something of ma own..... u inspired :)
Just came across your blog and am still rolling on the blog...floor I mean. Damn funny:D
Is it some sequel to Home Alone or something...
Soon we will have ANI 3 ( Unlock the car)..
Take care of yourself
knock..koi hi?aur post kahan hai?
passionate: :) completely honored by the so many compliments!! n the day i do get down to writing a book i'll definitly let u knw!!!
tejas: thanx for dropping by!!! :) glad to have tat effect!!
chaitanya's dad: chillax!
phoenix: wee lil hiatus! another post by this evening!! :)
Hey, I can relate to you soooo well.. You know, I have saved the no's of the lock guy/ gear lock guy/ puncture guy/ service guy in my cell for such emergencies (am a pro in goof-ups!!)...
You see I have no relatives in town to call for help! ;)
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