Saturday, September 08, 2007

Barwala!

This one had to be for him!! :)

How much do they go back?! Frankly not much! She's known him since college... the sleepyhead with the doped look and carrying a hanky around (all crumpled and stuffed into some pocket some where! )... Why hanky u ask?! He invariably had a stuffed up nose... in moments when he would actually wake up in class, he would pull out his Hankaa! (too huge to be called Hanky) and then proceed to blow his innermost congestion's onto it and then recede back into dreamland! :D

His face turns the reddest when he bites into a green chilly inadvertently! He's absolutely fine with the red variety... but even an impotent green one can also bring tears to his eyes and make him red in the face while warranting the use of the Hankaa again! He'll then give u a cute sheepish smile which is capable enough of touching your heart and lighting up something inside! It is definitely the cutest smile in the whole wide world and she never tires of tellin him that!

The bottomless pit that she loves to cook for! :) He'll appreciate it verbally.. but to see him eat what you've cooked is reward! Then you really know by his expressions that he's really really liked it and there is no greater reward than seeing the whole meal polished off! It makes you want to cook!!!! :D

His one wish... to get talli once in his life! The bottomless pit funda applies here as well! :) He's a 'Well' of sorts! Gets happy but jus doesn't get drunk! He's taken care of her and made sure she's home safe n sound after they've partied! And yes... this the 'Barwala' whoz certified bewdi she is! :DD Smokes like a chimney too and then reminds her of him coz they smoke the same brand! :)

We've shared a few heartfelt moments in our friendship... he's bared his heart to her and she to him... he keeps her off caffeine like a hawk! And he treats her like this lil girl sometimes... :) She loves the attention and pampering!! :DD (And she's sure she's the only female who got him to tie a crepe bandage for her in office with 2 others wondering whats wrong with these two at 10 in the morning??!! Why do they want to tie a crepe bandage here n now?!) :D

She can bug him no end, trouble him and tease him and he'll show her tat smile of his! :) His latest rant is he needs to start exercising soon.... (she sighs!) how this character with each bone on his frame spelling "lazy" in bold capitals is gonna start doin tat is somethin she still cant fathom! He keeps sayin he needs to lose weight but then they'll either have beer, or eat out or she'll make pasta at home, or parathas for that matter and that'll be that!!! :D lolz!

He writes well... (actually the next statement that she' gonna make will she's sure bring that smile on is face and make him blush...), whatever he does he does really well! (it's jus the lazybones that get in the way a lot of times!) :D

This is the one guy who wore "Bata ke havai chappal" with formal clothes for feeling too lazy to hunt for the shoes first and then the socks and then tying em up!!!! :D

Friend, guide, person with fatherly aura, a guy without whom Bangalore and work would be difficult, a guy who keeps her sane by hearing her out every now and then,.... and if she's not talking then gets her a beer and says, 'ok now tell me!' :D Sanity keeper... and I have to mention this again... man with the cutest smile in the whole wide universe!!!!! :))))

(Ok stop scratching your head and wondering why a whole post dedicated to him... ! The lazybum sort of inspired her to write about him!) :D yeah i can see tat puzzled look now!

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Addendum: Loads o additions here!

First of a link to Barwala's blog: Random ramblings is what he calls it!
  1. He's also the crazy nut who can spend all day at home watching Dinosaur Documentaries and then tell us in lots of detail about them!!! (I'm sooooooooooo............ dead after he reads this!!)
  2. He's an awful teacher when it comes to teaching you how to smoke for the first time! And yes he is capable of lighting up a smoke with the gas... but not directly.. (it spoils the flavor u see!!) :D
  3. Ah yes! How this missed mention here is a matter of national interest! He's the one suttafied creature who can pick up a smoke lying on the beach... (drenched n soaked in ocean salts for how many days weeks months!.. walked on by people.. shitted on by wild creatures!) and smoking it halfway through only to be disappointed and exclaim, 'it's a bit too salty!' :-o
:D More posts will follow only if I'm allowed to be alive after this one!!! ;-)

Therez a baby lizard in her room right now and she's contemplating her first murder!!! She's shit scared... but she's contemplating it!! (Refer: Lizardventure!) And she's thinkin of the Barwala and his death defying hand on Mite's floaters to kill two humongous creepy spiders on our Pondicherry trip! ~sigh! saviours are never around when you need them!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

BEUTIFULLL

and I have no idea why i said sorry on the last post:)

Skinsleuth said...

Hehe..nice one!

Sam said...

You are very lucky to have someone as such..me got one too!! :)

And hey, cheers on that "Bata ki chappal", I work for them!! Guys like them (barwala) keep our business rolling and bring us our "much deserved" incentives!! ;)

Anonymous said...

*touch wood* hugs :)
(BTW - our weekend rendevous still stands?)

arpana said...

BTW, tag done madame :D

ani said...

kaylee: :)) thanx!

shraddha: :D lolz!

sam: :) u bet im lucky!! n now for the real part: :PPPPP! u n ur bata ki chappal! it's awwwwful designs for females.... create male fans! and then have them rant over women's heads wen thy buy anything else!!!!!! puhlease oh puhlease improve the female range!!! save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........!!!!!!

arpz: :) call me anytime u free sweets! me to vella as usual!!! :D n tag read n commented upon! :D

Sam said...

Lol..Co-incidently, I do ladies and children for them.. ;) In my defence, I joined just 3 months back, efforts for improvement are totally on!! ;)

ani said...

sam: :D saviour in the making!!!!!

Sam said...

All for deprived souls like you sweetie!! ;)

Anonymous said...

3 cheers for Barwala!! :-D

ani said...

sam: :D

sangfroid: :D :D :D