Main aur meri roomie... with a sprinkling of Baba!!

Ever heard of something called a 'double murrabba'? Bas aaj kuch aisa hi hua...

The conversation for ur reference: (try the video at your own risk!)

Baba: try this then... nice video.... very nice....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2F_hGwD26g

Me: meri roomie trauma me chali gayi hai

Baba: nice...

Me: u jus cost me 50 bucks!!!!

Baba: how ?

Me: aapke us video ne meri roomie ko aise trauma me daala ki uski neend udd gayi aur bhook lagi... 1 coke, 1 juice, 2 lays n a hide n seek

Baba: oh.... in that case....i love the compliment... ',;o)

Me: grrr...!!! laughing roomie n grring hidimbaa!!!!

Baba: yeah baby

Me: duffer!

Baba: hahaha

Me: meri roomie mujhe "khoon pita hua" imagine kar rahi hai !!!!!!!!!

Baba: "The universe is hostile
So impersonal
Devour to survive
So it is, so it's always been ...
We all feed on tragedy
It's like blood to a vampire"......ironical that i was jst reading through these lyrics...

Me: hmmm... mhmmm.....
n my roomie sez..nice lyrics!!!!

Baba: waise aapki roomie ki imagination mein aap blood bank se le ke pyaale mein khoon pi rahi thi kya ?

Me: kuch aisa hi... par blud bank nahi tha... mai kisi ka khoon karke uska khoon pi rahi thi

* The trip to the coke machine: the coke man fills the whole glass... drops half of it to the floor and conveniently replies madam coke khatam ho gayi!!!
* Before disaster struck so bad: a roomie readin the gadgets and things section of the newspaper and wondering why is the 'price on request'??? Hum jaise gareebon ko aisi cheezon ka daam kabhi bhi kaise pata chalega??!! (gareeb hain to uska price jaanke karenge bhi kya is a thought that refuses to strike!!)
* Chips ka packet kholne ki nakaam koshish..packet ab mere haath me... just as the roomie sez my hands are achin from tryin, voila, with one easy flip the packet is open! (yeah baby - yours truly!)

Enter stage left: Ms Khanna. Haath me ek khaali dabba. aur roomie ki instantaneous chaahat ki vo kaatil Rs 15 ke hide n seek packet me se bache kuche biscuit Ms Khanna hi khaaye! Unka response, 'maine brush kar liya hai!' Mann hi mann mera response, 'main raat me kab brush karungi??!!'

* Biscuits se yaad aaya... roomie ke daant me dard aur dawai ki jagah hide n seek khaya ja raha hai! Dawai jab di jaati hai to imagination full throttle par: Dawaiyon pe paintings kyon nahi banaate?? Additions from urs truly, Vab Gogh and cough ki goli, paracetamol pe Picasso, Pain killer pe Michaelangelo!!! (Maaro maaro!!!)

Exit in panic stage left Ms Khanna: 'Look at urself ajeeb logon!' Roomie ki dard bhari pukaar, 'log hamare kamre se bhaag jaate hain!! subak subak! '

Yours truly: banging head (very very slowmo - fodna thode hi hai bhai!) on the wall and look at the heavens to offer some respite... !!! Bachalo bachalo....!